A journalist was standing by the roadside. Suddenly, he heard a car screech and saw a huge crowd gather at the other end of the road.He got to the scene of the accident 5 minutes later and saw a mammoth crowd in an apparent circle. "The person down there must have been hit by a car." He thought to himself.He decides to investigate further and tries to force his way through the crowd but was unsuccessful. His journalistic skills kicked into gear and he shouted, "PLEASE! MAKE WAY! I AM THE SON OF THE VICTIM." The crowd suddenly made way. He got to the centre of the crowd's attention and found out that the "victim" lying on the ground was a DOG.
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Marry Him!
A man was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Joe.
WIFE: Joe? Isn't he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead?
HUSBAND: Yes. Marry him!
WIFE: No, I wont!
HUSBAND: Please do!
WIFE: Why?
HUSBAND: Because all these years I have suffered, let him suffer too!
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What is a Verb
TEACHER: What is a Verb?
CHIKE: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
TEACHER: What are you saying?
CHIKE: It is a complete sentence sir.
TEACHER: Are you mad?
CHIKE: It is a question sir.
TEACHER: Don't be stupid.
CHIKE: It is an advice sir.
TEACHER: Stop that nonsense.
CHIKE: It is a command sir.
TEACHER: You're an idiot.
CHIKE: It is an insult sir.
TEACHER: Get out of my class.
CHIKE: It is an order sir.
TEACHER: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
CHIKE: It is an exclamation sir.
TEACHER: May God have mercy on you.
CHIKE: It is a prayer sir
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Bad Network
GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: if you don't love me; ignore my message, if you really love me; reply me.BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me???BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending failed).GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our relationship?BOYFRIEND: I'm fed up of this shit!!! (message sent
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Successful Room Tips
In bed, I was asking myself; "What are some of the Secrets to Success in Life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The Roof said, "Aim High." The Fan said, "Be Cool"The Window said, "Expand your Vision." The Clock said, "Every minute is Precious"The Mirror said, "Reflect before you Act." The Calendar said, "Be up to Date." The Door said, "Push hard for your Goals." The Floor said, "Always be down to earth."The Toilet said, "Flush the Bad Habits that will Deter you." The Wall said, "Share other's load." The Wallet said, "Save now for future."Then I looked at the bed and it said, "Cover yourself with blanket and go off to sleep
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