JOKES

 

 Exam Scores

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few days later, the result of their scores came out. Akpos had an E.As Akpos was going home, he saw his brother with a swollen head, limping towards him. Surprised, Akpos asked him, "What happened? Who did this to you?"Mike slowly and painfully replied, "Daddy did this to me, because I had a B in Maths."Akpos has not been found for the past two weeks no

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John and The Principal

John was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"

PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap John].

JOHN: Sir, I have not finished writing it.

PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are telling me that you have not finished?

JOHN: This is not what I want to write.

PRINCIPAL: So what did you want to write?

JOHN: I wanted to write "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"

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Who Is A Pharmacist?

One day, Musa was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued...TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?Only Musa raised up his hand.TEACHER: Is it only Musa who's in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Musa.TEACHER: Ok Musa, answer the question. But before you do, take this cane and beat everybody in the class with it.Musa, filled with happiness, did as his teacher said and beat all his classmates with the cane in his hands.TEACHER: Now you can answer the question Musa. Tell these dumb studentswho a pharmacist is.Musa: A pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.The teacher fainted!

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